a gigantic dick, approximately 11 inches, only the best of the best can have it. the best of the best being "Smiley", or in another words, you could call him "Smiles". hella girls love this dick and yet no one has ever seen it in its true form, people have only heard stories about this beast. soon it shall be in action, and all the legends will be proven to be correct.
girl 1: omg have you seen smiley's dick?! it's so big!
girl 2: i know right, how is it even real!
girl 1: idk but i'ma be on that thing all day ;)
girl 2: i know right, how is it even real!
girl 1: idk but i'ma be on that thing all day ;)
by baselgod June 24, 2018
Get the Smiley's dickmug. by DrGirt September 29, 2018
Get the Sympathy dickmug. 1) To act in an inapropos or unfitting manner, especially when the situation calls for formality.
2) To force oneself in a social situation foolishly, making an ass hat out of himself or herself.
2) To force oneself in a social situation foolishly, making an ass hat out of himself or herself.
(At the Governor's Mansion)
Aristocrat 1: "That gentleman behind me just spoke of this burning itch in his nether-regions, and subsequently pulled out his genitalia to show us his herpes scars.
Aristocrat 2: "What an asshat. He sure put his dick in a teacup!"
Aristocrat 1: "That gentleman behind me just spoke of this burning itch in his nether-regions, and subsequently pulled out his genitalia to show us his herpes scars.
Aristocrat 2: "What an asshat. He sure put his dick in a teacup!"
by Sporkle March 20, 2008
Get the Dick in a Teacupmug. When you see your crush breathing and your dick starts having a seizure and you start to panic.
- Stanley Marsh 2018
- Stanley Marsh 2018
by owo whats this? August 5, 2018
Get the Panic! At The Dickmug. by KevinWoods October 18, 2016
Get the Dasani Dickmug. by UncleBarry April 12, 2021
Get the dick simpmug. A very irritating person who can always tell what you're thinking, or they know a secret and say it to the world.
by xSmile for me my lovex January 27, 2015
Get the psy-dickmug.