Word Boner

1. A person who has a creepy fetish for words

2. Someone who gets horny while reading

3. Someone who can get a boner from listening to certain men with deep, sexy voices.

1. I'm such a Word Boner that reading Harry Potter gives me an orgasm!

2. "Dude, that kid there has been reading his math text book for over an hour. Think he's a Word Boner?" "Undoubtedly bro!"

3. Morgan Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Alan Rickman, all these guys give me Word Boners!

by The Inedible Llam January 10, 2014

Cranky Boner

A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.

Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?

by KingAlldis May 1, 2022

boner bake

Royal honey and chicken bake from Costco

Hey I’m about to eat a boner bake and do your mom

by anonymous February 19, 2025

Swim-boner

When a dude gets out if the pool and your trunks are sucked up against your awkward temperature member.

Had to fluff some air into my trunks so nobody saw my swim-boner

by TwitchNoLimitations January 22, 2024

anger boner

It’s when you get so angry your dick becomes erect

Man my boss pissed me off so bad I popped an anger boner and everybody looked at me weird

by Lukey bhole December 12, 2021

dad boner

A father's sudden rush of unearned pride in his child's physical achievements

"Last week in boxing, my son sparred with a full-grown man and completely held his own. I had a huge dad boner"

by ColonelKurtz April 15, 2021

Boner

Boner is the act of getting erect in a excised. Usually referred in a good way but can also be bad.

Man 1: “aww man ima bout to get laid I have a huge Boner”
Man 2: “sweet”

by Supermerpman July 13, 2021