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Billy Boner

A absolute legend with the aul hurl that gets unlimited bitches and loves lollipops like a true man. A Billy Boner is an absolute sex bomb.
Girl 1: omg is that Billy Boner with his iconic lollipop

Girl 2: OMG Billy Boners are so hot

Both:* swoon*
by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022
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Homeowner Boner

1.Getting excited from cheaper than usual housing costs.

2. Buying a house and immediately decorating it.
Did you see the price of this house? I have such a Homeowner Boner right now.
by Cheese Chunder October 24, 2022
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Star Spangled Boner

The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.
He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
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Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect
I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner
by Meat chub December 29, 2019
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mana-boner

When too dudes or dudettes turn a conversation into a Magic the Gathering conversation, sometimes to the dismay of friends, it means they had a mana-boner, and could not contain their excitement about an aspect of Magic the Gathering. For context, mana is the in-game currency for Magic the Gathering.
I'll leave you two mages alone to rub your raging mana-boners together and make a mana-fire.
by xxmtg June 13, 2022
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Steel Bazooka Boner

a steel bazooka boner is a dangerous one. it's harder, longer and ticker than an ordinary boner or steel boner. It's more common for Africans to obtain a steel bazooka boner.
yesterday I picked up this steel porn girl and I got a steel bazooka boner right away!
by haakonekseth July 20, 2019
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Cheek Boner

The act of being high and extremely happy at the same time, such as when the person is always smiling. The cheek muscles are superbly exposed at this time.
Narsqeeza: Oi man I'm soo high
Daquaen: You've got such a cheek boner right now
by StudBagel March 20, 2017
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