Pedo-boners

A person (usually an adult, and often a man,) who has an erection (i.e. a boner) via sexual arousal from pedophilic proclivities. In layman's terms, a man who gets a boner from looking at young girls/boys.
(from the opening Girls und Panzer Abridged Episode 8 by Gunmetal Stug)|

I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.
by ReizeiAkiyama August 07, 2022
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Wicked Boner

A Wicked Boner is part of a NFT collection available at opensea
by Igor1021 September 12, 2021
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Joy Boner

A penile erection resulting from a feeling of pure happiness. The complete opposite of a fear boner.
After Dave witnessed the birth of his first son he was so overcome with happiness that he sprung a joy boner.
by DingDane January 02, 2018
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Boner moment

When a guy gets a boner while talking to another guy about something completely non-sexual.
Dude, we just had a boner moment. That's really gay.
by BonerMomento December 13, 2017
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Boner moment

When you get a boner while talking about something completely not sexual with another guy.
Dude, we just had a boner moment. That's really gay.
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boner hawk

When a person's gaze lingers too long on the groin of a man. Perhaps that person is estimating the size of his penis through his pants.
As that cougar was walking by, she totally boner hawked my junk!
by slobobabe October 12, 2009
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Vin Da Boner

The infamous leftist television-producer who only hires people whose appearance gives him a reaction "down there".
Showing up in a skimpy outfit for a job-interview might indeed give you a somewhat better chance of being hired by Vin Da Boner, but race tends to be more of a deciding factor for him than just attractive physical appearance.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
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