Michael

A 'Michael' is a man who is superior to others, and is always praised by everyone. A Michael is a God from the early Greek times.

"Wow, he's such a Michael. I wanna praise him every day, he's so cool!"
"I know, right? He's such an awesome God, I wish I were him."

by every definition in the world November 7, 2022

michael

michael aka jefe aka mike aka the softest guy you’ll ever meet. he’s the class clown always trying to make people laugh. he’s easy to talk to and would give you the world… if you’re lucky enough to date him, keep him

damn i wish i had a boyfriend like michael

yo where is michael at??

by Bute November 22, 2021

Michael Moynihan

A complete hipster and soyboy. Very skinny, tall, hair to his shoulders. Bony, lethargic, very unmotivated. Usual attire includes, red or blue flannel, generic classic rock shirt (ex. The Doors) checkered vans. Enjoys drinking lattes with extra soy milk. Will obsess over his girlfriend even after she breaks up with him because he has a wedgie fetish. Tries to get everyone to think she is a whore in return. Buys soyboy attire, such as flashy fallout backpack from Hot Topic, gets made fun of it, and insists it's "a gift". Says the same analogies over and over again. (example, "it's all a shit sandwich" , "the proof is in the pudding" , "it's an elephant in the room". Overthinks everything and thinks a girl wants to marry him if they make eye contact for a second.

"Dude, stop being like Michael Moynihan. You're never going to get the girls by giving them wedgies!"

by disposableheroes June 6, 2018

Michael kennedy

A grown man that no longer can handle his liquor so he turned into a stoner pussy

That pussy Michael Kennedy can’t keep his liquor down

by Michael Kennedy December 3, 2021

Michael Bratton

One who finds animals of any gender irresistible, sexually. Especially horses.

Chelsea: "What is Michael Bratton doing over there with that horse? ... OH GOD, NO!!!

by whatabutthole August 3, 2015

Michael Tucker

A former Navy Veteran and Detective who cant handle being wrong. Especially hates it when a female proves him wrong. Will use condescending names in an effort to try and prove himself right otherwise. Likes to use his veteran and former police jobs to cover his rudeness.

Oh man. She proved him wrong. Wonder if he will Michael Tucker it and just call her "baby girl" and keep pretending he isnt wrong.

by DrtyMan July 12, 2019

Michael Scott

The act of claiming a minor inconvenience ruined your life.

Mom: Are we sure shouldn't buy him that toy? He seems pretty upset.
Dad: He's just Michael Scott-ing it.

by O' Chungus September 10, 2023