moist boner

A rather damp erection.

Person 1: Ayo, why yo pants wet?
Person 2: I got a moist boner.

by moistbenis May 23, 2023

Boner line

The lines that like connect to a guys dick like vagina bones but for guys unless you a guy with a pussy if you a guy with a pussy you got vagina bones

Streety: SEARCHING FOR THE BONER LINE

Banquo: ITS ACTUALLY CRUCIAL TO THE MISSION OF CIS MEN

Streety: MISSION

by Your Lord and Saviour May 20, 2023

victim boner

A condition similar to victimitis that causes one to often cast themselves as a victim for the purposes of self-gratification. Severe cases can lead to the person manufacturing scenarios entirely in order to maintain their victim status.

The man’s victim boner could only become fully erect when he felt that others where feeling sorry for him. That caused him to repeatedly orchestrate scenarios where he was the victim of attacks.

by possiblyben February 24, 2019

Boner moment

When a guy gets a boner while talking to another guy about something completely non-sexual.

Dude, we just had a boner moment. That's really gay.

by BonerMomento December 12, 2017

Brain Boner

An idea.

I had a raging brain boner the other day. Space Suits for cats is a good idea, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

by earlgreytea23 November 23, 2018

tit boner

Tit boner, simply when a tit becomes hard due to the weather or when a women is sexually aroused

Man did you see holly she had a major tit boner last period

by Munchy4440 January 24, 2018

Power Boner

When you get a boner not out of attraction to something or someone, but to power over someone.

"I just gave my girlfriend an ultimatum"
"why do you have a boner?"
"dude, its a power boner because of the power i hold over someone"

by Ian Porto June 4, 2022