Fart vein

The vein that pops on your forehead when you are under strain. Also known as flux capacitor

Look at that dude on the chest press. His fart vein is about to bust!

by johnqsack November 4, 2012

Fart Traces

Remaining traces of fart stench lingering in the air.

Dude It's been 10 minutes and I can still smell your nasty fart traces.

by Prosound November 21, 2012

Fart Suprise

An accident fart or poopie that is unexpected and person is caught off gaurd.

"yesterday i was in class and out of no where i farted without even trying. Damn fart suprise."

by ttc5w6z March 14, 2012

Found fart

A fart that you don't know exists till you walk through it and get a smell, and usually the farter is long gone.
The fart remains invisibly hovering for example in a hall till it disipates.

A just walked through a found fart outside in the hall.

by Judge dredd7 August 14, 2012

Fart Stop

The delicate maneuver required to halt a well-rounded, fully formed, ripened-to-perfection fart from slipping, ripping, or bubbling out of your cheeks. A highly skilled, Olympics-esque discipline that requires immense core strength and buttock muscles that can grip like a vise combined with careful facial control that doesn't belie your discomfort. Useful ability for anyone that takes elevators, rides in subways, or flies in planes frequently.

I was on a flight to LA sitting next to this gorgeous environmental engineer and wanted to let one fly. But that would have ruined everything so had to pull a fart stop while we discussed climate change and our favorite taco joints.

by Charlie77 October 11, 2018

Fart Nugget

When you Fart So hard You shit Your Pants

Well fuck I passed a Fart nugget

by [e-mail] October 15, 2018

Card Fart

When one's Debit / Credit / Whatever card misfires, fails or is abjectly declined for no apparent reason when being used to make a purchase in any PIN pad at a retail establishment.

I had just popped my chip card in the reader and IMMEDIATELY got a CARD DECLINED message. I know there's plenty of funds in there... so... it was just a Card Fart. Re-inserted it and all was fine.

by Bonemanrides March 6, 2019