sucking on the tit of life

Living Life To The Fullest

To Get Some Huge Tits In Bed
"Man, life is great, I'm sucking on the tit of life!"

"Wow, I was with Marissa last night sucking on the tit(s) of life."
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droopy nigger tits

big ass drooping black tits. that are gross as shit. and nipples the size of trash can lids.

Dude did you actually motorboat those droopy nigger tits.
OMG!! you could tie those droopy nigger tits around your dick!!!
by Eric Seitz April 21, 2008
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Calm your tits

"Calm your tits, I didn't steal your snickers! "
by Suburbanz71 February 24, 2018
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Pussy Tassle Tits

When a girl has here tits percied and ahe has two chains running to her clit ring
Andrew Davis has Pussy Tassle Tits
by Pico April 09, 2003
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Tit to Tummy Rule

This is a relative guideline when judging whether or not a woman is fat. If her belly sticks out further than her tits, she's fat. But if her tits go out further than her belly, she's not.
Working example of Tit to Tummy Rule:

A woman with "A" cup sized breasts and a mild fat over pussy area (FOPA) can be considered fat, while one "C" or "D" cup with the same FOPA wouldn't be. Breast implants are highly encouraged to reduce the amount of fat bitches in the world.
by Cursed Irishman April 30, 2009
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Sugar Tits

Girls only have tits because they are full of sugar (fat)
by Lados Oner January 28, 2015
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big tits for no reason

When a woman has desirable breasts but a face that is so unappealing that nobody would want to have sex with her.
Bob: Man, Jessica thinks she can get any guy she wants
Bill: Yeah, she has big tits for no reason
by Manginacus December 13, 2010
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