Eric opened the laptop. It was slow and many keycaps were missing. The previous owner likely used is as a porn-top. Eric gagged at the thought of this and threw it across the room.
by pizarol April 23, 2023
Get the porn-topmug. Yo it's your top of your dome. Like use your brain and think about it duh..plain n simple it's the top of your head.
by Tazmc September 19, 2025
Get the Head topmug. The heterosexual practice of physically placing one's penis above another man's penis in a horizontal fashion, thereby "topping" him. This is straight because it shows you are "above" his gayety.
I was at Richard and Dave's house after their honeymoon. Richard wanted me to top him, so I stood facing him and placed my penis above his. While topping him, I came a straight line along his penis, which Dave snorted off. I love having straight friends!
by Handkerchief Steel March 27, 2025
Get the Toppingmug. A female so attractive from the waist up that her partner would finish before even continuing below the waist. Pretty face, great breasts and all the sexy attributes above the waist.
by rancherogringo March 15, 2025
Get the Top Heavymug. by Iwearsockstosleep April 5, 2022
Get the frosty topmug. Person 1: "Bruh I had some Stove Top Stuffing last night"
Person 2: "Dude it's not even Thanksgiving"
Person 1: "Should have heard the thanks she was giving me last night while I fucked her on top of the oven."
Person 2: "ohhhh that kind of Stove Top Stuffing"
Person 2: "Dude it's not even Thanksgiving"
Person 1: "Should have heard the thanks she was giving me last night while I fucked her on top of the oven."
Person 2: "ohhhh that kind of Stove Top Stuffing"
by TheBreakfastBros September 17, 2023
Get the Stove Top Stuffingmug. Similar to the low top black forces, it gives you the energy to not give a fuck. But when you slip the hi top versions, you get energy that is worse that the low top black force energy. You instantly go crazy and want to beat up everyone so badly. It’s because Hi top forces are outdated that when you wear hi top black forces you just want to not give a single fuck about anything and beat up anything that walks, talks, and stands still. So anyway, it’s best to hide from a nigga with hi top black force energy.
Guy 1: Hey did you see mike with them hi top black forces? Guy 2: Hell yeah that dude beat up the shit out of that dude with low top black forces!
by Thatoneblackdude. July 23, 2023
Get the Hi top black forcesmug.