Fire man

What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up

Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!

Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!

Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!

Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*

Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure

Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*

by Crisss49 September 1, 2020

Fire Hydrant Vagina

a projectile spewing vagina when cumming

After last night's one night stand, I realized why the sheets were wet: because of my fire hydrant vagina....... I wish my girl was there to help with the fire on 69th ave last week, her Fire Hydrant Vagina would have finished the job.

by haleyyyla April 6, 2016

Dumpster Fire

A plus size girl who is hot but has a background of complication.

That attractive lady with the round waist is always on her phone, mad. She is a dumpster fire.

by Ajed January 28, 2022

Blue fire

A Roller Coaster that has only one good element the last heart line roll it has a weak launsh if you can even call it all launsh it is located in Europapark and has way to many clones

Blue fire is trash

Blue fire has a weak launsh

Let's not ride Blue fire

by Gogoeoe January 5, 2021

Fire at Will!

I dont know who Will is but Every body seems to hate him

FIRE AT WILL!
Will:PLEASE N-

by Ea sports sucks January 1, 2022

swedish fire torch

the moment when youre fucking and she sticks a flaming torch up the male anal cavity

oh shit sheela shove the swedish fire torch up my butt

by cocklicker552 April 17, 2016

Fire

Heat that comes in different colors.

A substance that has the power to burn things to ashes, especially dry things like paper and trees. Incredible fun to play with, but you'd better pray to God it doesn't get out of control.

Something that is really good, amazing, crazy (in a good way)

*scared cave man noises*

A substance that has the power to burn things to ashes, especially dry things like paper and trees. Incredible fun to play with, but you'd better pray to God it doesn't get out of control.

Something that is really good, amazing, crazy (in a good way)

“That song is straight fire”

by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024