Swap month

March, the month where everybody swaps ranks, poor people become rich and rich people become poor, slaves become the masters of their owners ect

Slave; it’s swap month, you know what that means
Owner; oh no

by 🐝 vs 🌽 February 20, 2021

18 months

The amount of time one direction said they would be on hiatus. Please remember not all of them finished secondary school...

“Hey, how long has one direction been on hiatus?”

“5 years. We where told 18 months, but the lads aren’t so good at math.”

by Neil Stylinson March 1, 2021

18 months

Never trust 18 months because its been 5 year now

They said 18 months..what happened now?

by Larrystylinson19 March 19, 2021

dutch montana

While on an official tour of the Grote Kerk, you insert a Ponderosa Pinecone in the anal and/or vaginal orifice of your partner while occupying the third from left confession booth.

Female: Babe, Lets do a Dutch Montana since we're here.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.

by Joe_Pesci March 24, 2021

Makeout month

The month of may, you makeout with anyone:)

Damn it makeout month, cant wait to get my freak on;))

by Trannyskaterboi77 May 3, 2021

Sad month

This whole month of may is the time to be sad sit down look at photos videos and think of the memories and cry get it all out

I’m “sad” because I miss those times. And it’s sad month so I have a right

by SonsOfScarsSC May 3, 2021

April Montgomery

April Montgomery is a fictional character from the story The Shaw Brothers in the Episode app. Many people would call her a fruit because her love interest, Christopher Shaw, calls her apricot. However, by some people, she would be acknowledged as a crybaby. April is girl who’s very emotional and she cries every chapter of The Shaw Brothers. She even gave up Yale University for Christopher, and said he’s his whole world. All she wanted was some dick. She’s a very small girl who can’t reach the pedals while driving, so she may be a hazard to the people in traffic. She’s also very stupid, but can sometimes be very sweet.

“omg whys that girl crying so much? “
“she must be April Montgomery!”

by wh0re for shaw May 18, 2021