California Fire Hydrant

Phrase used to refer to something that is broken / doesn't work as its intended.

A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"

by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025

quietly fired

when a worker is nudged out by a manager who can’t fire you but is making your job increasingly unpleasant and unrewarding, or slowly cutting your hours more and more

“Hey man, the boss cut me down to 2 shifts this month. He just cut me back to 3 shifts last month, and is constantly riding me while i’m at work. I’m getting quietly fired!”

by Warsaw Knuckles September 27, 2022

Electric white fire

Electric white fire pretty similar to white fire. Is just a mixture of Red Bull ounces depending on the mixer Jamaican white room and fireball it’s called electric white fire hint because of the energy drink that you’re putting in it. Red Bull gives you wings but we’re just gonna go with Red Bull. Make sure electrified and bounce all over the fucking wall. Imagine SpongeBob going all over the fucking place anyway electric white fire Jamaican right room fireball Red Bull in the refrigerator for about a week and a half to get you fucked up pretty nice and quickly. Keep your energize goes down crisp get your fucked up quick.

Out of the two of my favorite is electric white fire compared to just white fire

by Fennz April 8, 2025

fire sicko

lamer

>>:| your a fire sicko, fuck off

by hoi August 4, 2003

Filipino fire starter

When two Filipino lady boys rub there dicks together to ejaculation

My boy got a Filipino fire starter from some lady boy at the bar after finding out the chick he was talking to was in fact a dude.

by Mevers June 14, 2023

firing order

Da unique progressive sequence in which da head of a service-garage sacks each of his dumb-a** mechanics due to their screwing up da placement of da ignition-wires on car-engines dat they're workings on.

Tronald Dump was notoriously heavy-handed and irrationally flippant about terminating da employment of his hapless apprentices, so it's a good thing he didn't run a garage where they repaired ignition-systems, or his firing order would likely have been even more despicable; besides, I seriously doubt dat his "rich 'n' pampered Daddy's-boy" fingers have ever even experienced handling a wrench or screwdriver to actually do any auto-repairs of his own, and so he would have no room to talk, anyway. Why, he probably couldn't even understand or follow da written/drawn instructions in a Haynes repair manual, and so how could he possibly be justified in criticizing anyone else if said naive laborer goofs up once in a while???

by QuacksO April 10, 2020

Fire Fidgetosis

The diagnosis of someone who constantly pokes a fire until effectively putting it out.

Dan - “Phil, stop messing with they fire.”
Phil- Continues poking around the wood.. “I’m fixing it”.....fire goes out
Bill- “what’s his problem?”
Dan- “he’s got fire fidgetosis, man”.

by Sparkie3 August 30, 2018