Dangerous dick

A guy who does extremely stupid, dangerous things.

"What the hell is he doing, he's going to run off the road!!"
"He's being a dick."
"A dangerous dick!!!"

by a halfling December 26, 2011

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dick venue

Basically another word for "sausage fest." Meaning a place with a high ratio of men compared to women.

Or a place where gay males congregate such as a homosexual strip club or gay bar.

There were barely any girls at that party last night, it was a total dick venue!

by Ebenzer Splooge February 21, 2011

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Dick Meniscus

The saliva ring left after felatio.

I attempted to swallow but left a dick meniscus.

by Slobber Nuts July 23, 2011

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Dick Sweeper

Large bushel of upper lip hair known to have a push broom like quality. AKA D-Sweep

Example 1: Did you see last nights episode of Magnum P.I.? Tom Selek has a phenominal dick sweeper!!! Example 2: Don Frye keeps his "D-Sweep" clean.

by AZ Wild Bill June 22, 2011

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A dick toilet is a toilet with ample room for a man's package without risk of touching the internal filthy front area of the bowl with the penis knob. The dick toilet is generally oblong and highly comfortable.

Real estate agent: "Yes, so here's the 3 piece bathroom and..."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."

by The Duke28 August 23, 2011

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