Ryan

A sex connoisseur. The master of mpreg and the father of my kids. One interaction with this divine being binds your soul to his. Prepare for eternal damnation, as your hole will never heal after his milk bombs. There is no time to prepare, just relax your sphincter and enjoy the ride.

Gary: Dude... I don't think my anal prolapse will ever go back in after me and Ryan's 33 hour bareback breeding session!

by sillygooseexpress August 10, 2024

Ryan

Ryan is awfully an amazing person. He’s honestly really smart and athletic. Ryan is very fast at running, he’s “innocent” and probably shorter than you. He’s fun to be around in general because he tends to act childish. Yet, he’s still nice to be around. Though it may be boring at times around him when it’s awkward, he’s still very easy to conversate with. Ryan is very nice in general too, he likes running a lot too. He’s usually very creative in stuff such as coding, he has a very large imagination. But you love him for that, his creativity is what makes him great. He likes playing games too, at times, especially with you and friends. He’s so nice and kind to you. Just.. great to be with in general. I love Ryan.

Person 1: How is Ryan so good at coding?

Person 2: His name is Ryan, what’d you expect?

by Gaetaest January 22, 2022

Ryan

A boy’s name. It can also be used as a girls name. Women named Ryan are typically cruel, demanding and extremely weird. She will poop on your windshield if you aren’t careful.

“Ryan why did you dump that nice boy?”
Ryan: “he bought me a candy bar and a soda when I did not tell him to.”

by Car Fart April 06, 2019

ryan

ryan is most commonly a fat person and is ugly but his girlfriend says otherwise

ryan is a fat and ugly but people dont agree with him

by jimmybobangles123 August 13, 2020

ryan

Ryan is a man of great looks and all the girls love him for his great jokes

"Ryan is the hottest man in the world"

by hitlar lover January 30, 2024

Ryan

A hot mother fucker who has an enormous dick. He is so sexy and all the ladies, and men want him.

OMG Ryan is so sexy

by Mrs Beautiful June 04, 2023

Ryan

Ryan is okay. Ryan also is a girl. Ryan is very bad at soccer. She is quite possibly the best benchwarmer on the team though. Ryan also has very cute curly hair that’s ombré perfectly which leads to believe that Ryan has weird alien parents who created a perfect human, because nobody can possibly be that cool at birth. Anyways, she’s also very bad at math, but very good at being funny.

Woah, there’s Ryan. She multifaceted in some aspects, but still struggles with dating *cough cough

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019