Jake-Pauler-Fans
Fan #1: OMG HAVE YOU SEEN JAKE PAUL? I THINK HE IS DEAD
FAN #2: OMG HE IS DEAD!!!
RAPIST: Better rape him now.
Fan #1: OMG HAVE YOU SEEN JAKE PAUL? I THINK HE IS DEAD
FAN #2: OMG HE IS DEAD!!!
RAPIST: Better rape him now.
by AntonioKek May 21, 2018

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

A short-lived and delusional surge in the stock market or economy that occurs under conservative leadership. This usually happens after a crash, scandal, or policy blunder. It mimics a “dead cat bounce” but with heavier consequences, more denial, and louder press conferences. Symbolically named after the GOP elephant, it represents the false hope injected into markets by tax cuts, culture wars, or trickle-down talking points that no longer land.
Conservatives passed that stimulus for billionaires and called it a recovery. Dead elephant bounce if I’ve ever seen one.
by Jayley Weathers April 20, 2025

by AMysteriousMan2001 July 30, 2024

"What individuals articulate when they lack motivation or are experiencing a profound sense of fatigue. Or just feel Dead"
"Intel is experiencing a significant amount in being dead inside due to AMD's recent advancements and innovations."
by The Really Annoying Guy December 6, 2024

by Yoga Vixen July 28, 2017
