Michael Hatcher

fully slut. you are. better off staying away.

Michael Hatcher is a fugly slut, don't be his friend.

by penismcfrappler27 December 7, 2019

Michaeling Out

Someone falling asleep because they ate too much.

Did he just really eat three slices of pizza?! He’ll be michaeling out soon!

by SaltyBeagle December 25, 2019

Michael

Michael is literally the best. Every second you spend with him will make you wish that time would stop moving quite so fast. He’s extremely easy to fall for. He’s a very intelligent person, yet never seems to know that he has every girl he knows in the palm of his hand. He has a smile that could melt even the coldest of hearts. His eyes light up with a fire when he’s doing something he loves. Those he loves are very very close to him. When a Michael confides in you, know you’re special. Michaels are very sensitive and emotional and don’t tell their deepest, darkest secrets to many. Michaels are very loyal. They would stick with you until the very end. If you find a Michael, he’s worth fighting for. Never, ever let him go, because his heart is worth the world.

You: Michael actually carried my things to class for me!!!
Bestie: OMG, girl!!! He so has a crush on you!!!

by Live_Love_Laugh_Dance6 January 14, 2022

Michael

An absolute duck

“Michael? You mean the dude who talks to ducks? Yeah stay away from him he’s up to no good.”

by waymoresecretpseudonym November 23, 2021

Michael

Someone who will get you locked in McDonalds. he also goes bowling and can’t play well, but still plays better than you. He litters and likes ferry rides. Michael only cares about food but sometimes finds out that he can have fun.

Woman: Ew Michael
Michael: WHAT U SAY
MICHAEL: beats up woman

by LillyGoodLYouAreAnL September 2, 2023

michael watson

a guy who pulls chodes in clubs with his bezzer ben shippy, ben shippy is a fucking stud though

Michael Watson Tv tonight

by championoftheslit December 8, 2013

Michael Magz

This term signifies extreme bitterness, often exhibited in unpredictable behavior, including suddenly speaking negatively about others despite previous friendly interactions

Watch out for John, he can be a real Michael Magz sometimes, turning on his friends without warning

by Inini February 27, 2024