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greek potato 

A potato you shove into a girl’s rectum that when she clenches her cheeks, turns into mashed potatoes

goth potato 

A potato that looks like an avocado with wrinkly skin; is known to have severe mental illness and unbalanced levels of serotonin output from the raphe nucleus
“We were picking potatoes and I found one with mental illness. THAT is a GOTH potato.”
— Anonymous
goth potato by Nova Xenon Boii January 7, 2018

THE PotatO

The cringyest youtube channel Never watch it... it is ssoooooo bad rip.
THE PotatO is the worst youtube channel ever...

canned potato homie

Someone who is savory and sweet but will open up a can of whoop ass on any thot that will try to cross you
She is such a canned potato homie she always gots my back.
canned potato homie by Quiefmister January 21, 2018

butt potato 

Losing your anal virginity
I lost my butt potato last night.
butt potato by zorgylp February 21, 2018

Stressed Potato

Literally just a rly stressed/only slightly cute person.
Wow Clara is a really stressed potato.
Stressed Potato by green road March 1, 2018