top shelf

Wen a brudda kills da leada of nodda rival gang, hes on da top shailf
Da*n look at dat, hes on da top shelf
by Jinsengsta July 01, 2004
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This is what the once-relatively-very-popular Let's Play Youtuber, "jacksepticeye" says at the start of his YouTube videos on Youtube.com (owned by Google (owned by Alphabet Inc.))
jacksepticeye: Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and today we'll be watching furry hentai
other person: ...
by Hunterry April 23, 2022
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Jimin’s Top Lip

Something that does not exist.

Jimin’s top lip is covered with concealer to appear nonexistent.
Army: Did you know Jungkook has a pet fish?
Other Army: That fish is as real as Jimin’s top lip.
by taehyung’s dog January 07, 2021
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fukkit top

an instrument used for smoking marijuana,
the head of the pipe, bong, water fall.
pass me the fukkit top
by marc henderson August 14, 2008
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Boner on top

A sex position where the male sits on top of the woman while she's lying down, faces away from the woman, and bounces up and down on nothing (while he has a boner)
Bro I totally did boner on top with your mom last night
by Harvey bonerstein July 20, 2021
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irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.
Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!
by billdur79 August 20, 2023
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