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Rick Jamesed

Getting slapped across the face. Named after Rick James the most famous bitchslapper of all.
Because the little kid wouldn't shut up and stop whining Pop hauled over and Rick Jamesed him across the face.
by DennisIsEvil May 1, 2006
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The Holy Jamesity

The three James’. The best people ever. You would be lucky to meet them.
Did you guys see The Holy Jamesity last night?
by The holy Jamesity August 3, 2022
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A name that strikes fear into the hearts of mortal men. Having a name even a little similar to this, automatically ensures that you will receive bitches, and dominate all men, that stand before you.
Human 1: Dude did you see that absolute Chad yesterday!?

Human 2: I did. Apparently, his name is "Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums" or just "DJ Brad"...

Human 1: I'm horny already...
by TheScratchinCO May 3, 2022
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When you feel like a gangsta so you put on blackface and dunk your balls in her grandma and drill a hole in her coochie because you are a smooth criminal and get that slop gawk from her dad
John: “Jessica was talking shit so I Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000‘d her ass”

James: “holy shit dude ur a smooth criminal”
by MosquitoBiteInUrEye May 11, 2023
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Jameses

A 'james' is a punctuation mark similar to an apostrophe (`).

It is used at the end of a word to denote laughable homosexuality or bisexuality (fagginess).
Hmm. Liberace` is a strange name.

Oh look! Elton John` is on television.

So, have you been winning arguments with Death_Slammer` recently?
by Infinik March 2, 2004
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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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Jamesing the Giant Peach

While having anal sex you cum inside of her ass. This sprouts from the childrens book James and the giant Peach where James COMES inside the giant peach. Its a play on words where Peach represents the ass and coming is self explanatory.
So me and her were doing anal and I totally James'd her Giant Peach! (Jamesing the Giant Peach)
by James of the Giant Peach September 20, 2009
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