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Jesus

Jesus has a big cock
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Jesus Christ

by Masihiun January 11, 2024
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Jesus

A person that is extremely caring and will help you out whenever you need assistance, but if they get pissed of then its the end of the world.
"Yo you remember Carl from 7th grade?"
"Yeah, he was such a Jesus"
by beastmode8234 April 9, 2022
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Jesus

A piece of human scum who hates everyone and cares for no one
by azues November 21, 2021
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The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.
Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!

Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.

VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!

CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
by Stupidly Sophisticated January 15, 2023
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Jesus

Jesus is a dumbass he likes Rylie but won’t admit it he has orange hair and looks like ginger overall he is in love with Rylie
Jesus likes Rylie
by I do t know November 24, 2021
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Jesus Piece

A man’s genitals, specifically the shaft
Girl throw throw those yams on my Jesus piece
by Jahnutz August 3, 2024
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