Jesus's spizzim

When you jizz with no control, even though she said she’s not on birth control.
Yo dude, I just Jesus's spizzim , she did tell me she’s not on birth control; I just couldn’t help it.
by Kachowism August 11, 2024
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Twerking for Jesus

When you not twerking for nobody but Jesus so it's not a sin
Twerking for Jesus :Wow that girl really twerking to gosple for jesus.

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He is very un intelligent but really smart. He's a nice person and he's autistic with us. He's short, Mexican, and says stuff out of no where
Im talking about the short Gabriel. You know, Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad.
by bruh idk. im not einstien December 05, 2023
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Sent to jesus

1. A joke punishment to counter someone about to do something stupid
2. A genuine response from someone who thinks an individual needs to seek the lord for purity and innocence for what they did
1. I swear if you hit me one more time I will send you to Jesus, up in the clouds out of this world
2.Bro you need to get sent to Jesus why are you so dirty minded?
by Mastergod676 August 27, 2022
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a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.
Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 16, 2017
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gold star from jesus

A reference to the crown season 2, episode 6, vergangenhiet.
Prince Philip stumbles in drunk into his wifes room after he celebrated her kicking a nazi out of the country.
He drunkly proclaims that she is heroic and deserves a gold star from jesus.
person 1: yo, my sister just gave me $200

person 2: she deserves a gold star from jesus
by thecrownstan April 24, 2019
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