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Havana banana

This prank derives its name from its invention by US coast guard members stationed in Cuba. But its popularity has since spread throughout the civilized world.

It is performed by using a razor or other sharp instrument to open the peel of a banana without breaking the top. The fruit is then removed, preferably sucked out by an officer in front of his enlisted men. A turd of appropriate constancy and size is then re-inserted into the peel of the banana which is then placed back amongst non Hanava’d bananas. If possible, a cameraman should be placed in a position to observe the ensuing hilarity.
Dude, Joey got so drunk last night he almost ate his own Havana banana!!
by Feral fecal photos August 31, 2023
mugGet the Havana bananamug.

Do you see banana man?

Hopping over on the white hot sand
here he come with some for me.
Taken freshly from banana tree.
banana man me want a ton.
Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go mmm m mm mm mmm
Do you see banana man? (Do you want a banana)
this banana for you
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 4, 2024
mugGet the Do you see banana man?mug.

Countryside Banana Slama

During sexual intercourse when you're thrusting, you take out a banana and start inserting the banana into the woman's particular area
I gave my girlfriend the countryside banana slama and now my banana is mushy
by TheMajesticPirate September 6, 2016
mugGet the Countryside Banana Slamamug.

banana texte is marvellous

A phrase indicating that you like how you can send text messages on the banana phone.
by PlaceReporter99 March 5, 2023
mugGet the banana texte is marvellousmug.

banana product

Production items, goods, or software products, that matures over time, similar to a banana lifecycle. Green during delivery, yellow (ripe) at the consumption time.

Mostly refers to an exaggeration of a Minimum Viable Product version of the software, being delivered to the users broken/buggy/unusable, and it's gradual updates and fixes after the release due to lack of time.
- Are we ready for the release?
- No! What we have is not even an MVP, it's a banana product.
by FinikWasHere November 3, 2020
mugGet the banana productmug.

bananas in pajamas

a kids show called bananas in pajamas. its just bananas in pajamas what do you expect..?
kid1: whats your favorite show?

kid2: bananas in pajamas, duh
kid1: whats that?
kid2: OUGYUDF8UGW
by bananalover9000 April 23, 2022
mugGet the bananas in pajamasmug.

A monke never gives up on a good banana

When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.
A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana
by A very silly monke July 29, 2021
mugGet the A monke never gives up on a good bananamug.

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