A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
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"Wasteman shut up you wet year 7"
(Year 11 pushes the Year 7 and makes him cry)
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"Wasteman shut up you wet year 7"
(Year 11 pushes the Year 7 and makes him cry)
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The package was lowered onto my knee creating a hot wet sack wrapping my aching knee in warmth and kindness.
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