by jason biggs June 12, 2002
Get the monkey nuts mug.The previously unrecognized insanity of a friend, family member, coworker, or casual acquaintance. The condition of having hidden your mental dementia successfully for a considerable length of time but then are suddenly discovered to be tree swinging, shit flinging kookoo. Tragically failing to keep secret one's complete lack of sanity.
Yeah, I went to the shooting range with Sarah Palin, and damn if she didn't blast a Blue Jay for no damn good reason. That crazy ass bitch be Monkey Nuts!
Last week Sarah Palin came over to my house and before I knew what was happening she had pumped 6 rounds from her long barrel .357 magnum into my Barker Lounger. She said she saw a rabid possum, but it was my sweet little kitty cat, Fuzzles. Fuzzles is dead, and that that Monkey Nuts bitch murdered him.
Last week Sarah Palin came over to my house and before I knew what was happening she had pumped 6 rounds from her long barrel .357 magnum into my Barker Lounger. She said she saw a rabid possum, but it was my sweet little kitty cat, Fuzzles. Fuzzles is dead, and that that Monkey Nuts bitch murdered him.
by A Lovely Shart April 28, 2015
Get the Monkey Nuts mug.The adam's apple of a tall skinny man. Resembles a testicle and is highly distracting when the man is talking.
In the unlikely event you can get past Stevie D's red hair, ginger features, and skeleton like frame, I guarantee you wont be able to excuse his throat nut. That thing jumps up and down like richard simmons on pee wee hermans cock.
by Zenfoolio April 23, 2010
Get the Throat Nut mug.A term from a funny vine featuring a prank call. Now a popular punchline to jokes. Usually ends with "HA GADEEM" (ha got him)
by Cris P. Bacon January 3, 2016
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Dude, she is a nut cracker. All those policies we've been ignoring are now the freakin' LAW!!
Dude, she is a nut cracker. All those policies we've been ignoring are now the freakin' LAW!!
by Dr. Bubba August 29, 2011
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