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Milk

it’s what my older brother is still searching for til this day..
Max: where’s your older brother
vickie: oh his still getting the milk
max: oh my dad is too
vickie: bros having a party for the milk

max: fr
by Bickanna March 3, 2023
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Splooge Milk

Jack: Bro i saw Chad cleaning up his splooge milk in the bathroom.
by Lil Mayonnaise August 2, 2018
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Milk

When your laptop, phone, tablet or other electronic device is low on power and needs to be charged (I.e. when your phone is at 2%)
Do you have a charger? My phone is “Milk”.
by Emeedee1 August 4, 2023
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chocolate-milk alternative

Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.
Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
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silk milk

Dude 1: I like to drink Silk milk
Dude 2: eww, that's gross.
by Anotomoose January 22, 2018
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Titty Milk Fountain

While the female is lactating (has breast milk) and being in the reverse cowgirl position (Your partner lies on their back; you straddle them, facing their feet) for the best outcome, your partner reaches around to the females titties and squeezes as the breast milk comes shooting out ultimately squirting all over the mating couple.
There is such a rare sexual position that can only be had during pregnancy with a lactating woman.....this beautiful and rare treat is known as the titty milk fountain. Stay shirsty my friends ( in dos equis guy voice)
by anonymous November 23, 2020
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Gone for milk

Usually associated with your father, as it is his favourite catchphrase
Your dad: I'm going for milk
You:ok
He never came back
This is an instance of gone for milk
by Hdhshdhshsbz June 15, 2021
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