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Safety Rule

To be safe you must be with Carlos.
Girl : Im going out.
Friend: Alone? You know the Safety Rule.

Girl: You're right, ill text him right now.
by SacaMocos March 11, 2020
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Sock rule addendum

As the true creator of the rule not like the imitators, i’d like to clear some things. First thing first wearing 1 sock doesn’t change anything it’s still gay, that’s the law. Second thing, all those who claim to be the true creator are wrong I created this rule back in 2013 as a joke with my friends. I posted it back in 2018 to stop people from claiming it and changing the rules. So remember keep those socks on unless you like cock! Love- no socks
Sock rule addendum. It’s gay if you’re not wearing socks. See Sock rule for further clarification.
by No socks November 9, 2021
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BFDI Rule 34

Made for OSC members to either get a huge boner or to drink 3 Gallons of bleach.One of the causes of brain cancer.
i have brain cancer after looking at BFDI Rule 34. please help me.
by water consumer (real) September 19, 2023
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Hiding a Ruler

Describes a man with a 12 inch long schlong, dick, cock, jimmy, one-eyed trouser snake, woody, penis.
What Sarah didn't know was that Ron was Hiding a Ruler in his pants and planned to use it on her later that night.

Did you hear about the new guy?
what?
He's Hiding a Ruler!
oh wow! Dibs!
by RedDan69 April 28, 2011
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One Life/Level Rule

Household code that defines how siblings or friends take turns playing a video game that is single player or when there is not 2+ controllers. If you die or beat a level, pass the controller.
Little Sally and Billy are taking turns playing Super Mario Bros. Sally is first, and Billy is waiting his turn. Sally walks into the first Goomba in World 1-1. Noob.

Billy: "My turn!!" *snatches controller*
Sally: "But I just started! No fair!" *cries to mommy*

Billy is correctly exemplifying the One Life/Level Rule. Sally needs to learn how not to be a scrub.
by mattyp1108 November 22, 2011
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Flip Over Rule

Similar to the 5 second rule, when reaching down to pick up an item of food that you dropped on the ground within the 5 second rule but fumble and flip the piece of food over onto the other side as to contaminate it more, regardless of the 5 second rule it is dubbed uneatable.
man 1: what happened to the last cookie?
man 2: i threw it out
man 1 : why?
man 2 because i was gonna eat it but dropped it on the floor then flipped it over trying to pick it back up.
man 1: gotta be careful, the flip over rule strikes again.
by that guy in the corner August 1, 2012
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saw it first rule

This rule states that anyone who sees an object or person first before any other party sees it has the right to that object. This overrules all dibs or other forms of object possession rules.
John: Dude!! Did you see that hot chick last night? I got her number and we're totally gonna hook up.

Ryan: I saw her first dude! You can't do that. I call saw it first rule

John: Woah, sorry Bro.I didn't know, she's all yours
by SaskiaD August 6, 2014
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