What? Shit!

Something someone would say after realizing what they just said or did was idiotic or bad.

Man in Fleece Lined Jean Jacket: "Dude, my dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z."

Friend: "Buddy, A and Z are right next to each other"

Man: "What? Shit!"

by Trucker Sucker September 25, 2009

lazy shit

me

i am a lazy shit

by Spoojje April 15, 2017

sun shits

When you get diarrhea from the dehydration caused from being in the hot sun for too long.

I got the sun shits from working outside all day in 100 degree weather.

by streeter August 18, 2012

maggot shit

A person so contemptible and reprehensible an excuse of a human being that they are the equivalent of maggot excrement.

Trump is such a maggot shit. He's not the maggot itself, he's its shit.

by nuit et jour December 6, 2018

aint-shitness

a common characteristic of an individual (most commonly a guy) whose main actions are not worth the feces that comes out of their bottoms.

"I will not succumb to my exes aint-shitness just because he buys me flowers."

"Every guy I seem to like always disappoints me with their aint-shitness."

by nettaschoe February 17, 2009

shit hammered

getting really drunk

Smitty got shit hamered over at Coles last night

by smitty September 17, 2003

AWW SHIT

The phrase typically said when your about to get fucked. Usually said when your about to get in a sticky situation. Sometimes said when you make a mess that you know youll have to clean up.

Nick: Dude, you just sat in a big pool of chocolate milk.
Greg: AWW SHIT
Nick: Nice one

by CAHACKLELACKLE6 June 1, 2011