Michael

badass, drives crv

michaels crv is pretty badass ngl.
joe - hey peter

by Doesn'tDriveCRV,ISwear May 25, 2021

michael stevenson

A person who loves tights, so so much.He is a keeper;)

Michael Stevenson has such cool tights

I love Michael Stevenson and his tights

by Y did you ever kiss me August 11, 2021

Michael

The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, somewhat cocky and of a high tax bracket. Extremely good looking and is liked by everyone, unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Proud of who he is and what his tax bracket can do. Tries to help people unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Has pretty eyes that shine just like his high tax bracket. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend, unless they're of a lower tax bracket. Is an all around amazing guy (if you are of a high tax bracket).

Pleb: I saw Michael today, but he didn't see me.
Pleb's friend: Evidently, you are of a lower tax bracket.

by Urban librarian 57392 August 11, 2021

Michael Angelo

It means everything to me. It is the synonym for love and sadness. When Michael Angelo smiles, it'll surely light up the room, especially his room inside my heart. This is a confession of love and at the same time, a goodbye to you. I think I loved you for a long time that I forgot how to love myself. Take care, always.

I want Michael Angelo back but I prefer to move forward, forgive him, and be happy with our seperate ways.

by Sunsets and goodbyes August 16, 2021

Michael Jackson

A man that was down with the kids ;)

My son went to a sleepover with Michael Jackson, and I never saw my son again.

by Epic gamer 69420 August 19, 2021

Michael

Michael is an interesting person, for what he lacks in height he makes up for in friendliness.

Person 1; Did you see the way Michael just strutted by?

Person 2; That's Michael? I thought that was a hobbit!

by Chromaland August 19, 2021

Michael

Michael is an amazing friend who always manages to help his homies out. Unless his homies need help getting something off of a fridge, or out of a particularly high cabinet.

Person 1; Why is Michael so dang short?

Person 2; He probably didn't drink milk while growing up

by Chromaland August 20, 2021