A really funny person with great side comments for school. Always makes your face turn bright red with laughter. Also super cute.
by LaughyTaughy September 7, 2017
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That guy is all up on my ass, but he has a girl friend; what a man-hoe!
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by i_hate_jake March 18, 2018
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A JakeOwen is a small chubby creature found in the dumpland that is Tamworth.
JakeOwens primarily eat sausages
And nothing else.
They primarily wear dressing gowns and shoes from Clark's but their primary piece of fashion is their big black glasses as they cant see shite.
JakeOwens originate from skets and fathers
That leave them at birth.
JakeOwens have a few kinks including but not limited to
Getting choked out
Having sexual relationships with their bed
Getting carried in casual lobbies
And many many more.
Finally
JakeOwens are funny but lack common sense and are commonly thaught to have autism as their game sense general actions and...stupidness make people believe they're not quite right.
If you see a JakeOwen
RUN
JakeOwens primarily eat sausages
And nothing else.
They primarily wear dressing gowns and shoes from Clark's but their primary piece of fashion is their big black glasses as they cant see shite.
JakeOwens originate from skets and fathers
That leave them at birth.
JakeOwens have a few kinks including but not limited to
Getting choked out
Having sexual relationships with their bed
Getting carried in casual lobbies
And many many more.
Finally
JakeOwens are funny but lack common sense and are commonly thaught to have autism as their game sense general actions and...stupidness make people believe they're not quite right.
If you see a JakeOwen
RUN
by JdsGoslow March 3, 2020
Get the JakeOwen mug.an epic awesome man. he is a bit insane, but is hilarious and his puppy shirt is badass.
interests include:
-jumping off boats
-riding giant bananas
-being british with other brits
interests include:
-jumping off boats
-riding giant bananas
-being british with other brits
by MY NAME IS NOT JAKEY October 4, 2011
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2) A problem relating to the internet, such as disconnection, problems logging onto a site, etc.
alt. Jakage
2) A problem relating to the internet, such as disconnection, problems logging onto a site, etc.
alt. Jakage
by Jakage February 25, 2005
Get the Jaked mug.It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."
I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.
by melodious December 21, 2006
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