Fucking Sap

This term is used in a term of endearment between people. It can be seen as kind and affectionate.

child clutches to mother's leg
mother: "stop hanging out of me you fucking sap"

by sinemo_w December 9, 2009

judge fuck

When your in a policy debate round, and the judge clearly is going to vote in favor of your side of the topic (i.e.: nodding head in agreement, actually listening)and just as you think your about to win, the judge changes their mind before they turn in the ballot. Therefore cuasing you to lose the tournament and hence lose your chances at going to nationals.

Oh my fucking God! That last round was a complete Judge Fuck! I can't believe we lost to that shitty novice team

by HardcoreJF February 27, 2009

Chonie Fuck

Dry humping or feeling the crotch or groin of someone through their underwear, or sometimes, pants.

She only let him chonie fuck her because she signed one of those virginity pledges.

by YaddaYaddaYaddaEarToTheGround November 29, 2010

old as fuck

When someone has hit a certain age where they can start applying for a mobility scooter

Omg you are old as fuck

by Hodge87 December 7, 2013

fist fuck

to insert a fist into someones pussy or ass

Jim fist fucked his girlfriend in her twat.

by Bob October 5, 2003

gum fuck

Oral pleasure normally given by the older generation as they have no teeth.

"I heard that there Wayne Rooney loves a bit of a gum fuck off that old granny down the local brothel."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

Safe as fuck

Perverted from the British slang safe, which meant everything from cool to "hello", depending upon context, "safe as fuck" is used to refer to being high, low, or stoned in any context, whether intentionally or not. There is an aspect of the term that is connected to just how out-of-touch the person using the term is; generally, if someone is high enough to use the term, they are only safe in their own minds and should not drive, operate machinery, etc.

Person 1: "Mate, are you fuckin' high?"
Person 2: "Safe as fuck, man, safe as FUCK."

by BaddestMFintheValley March 21, 2011