Mustard top

An Asian Jew or also could be a Asian man with a uncircumcised below average penis

I tell ya what Jenny I had the best mustard top in my life

Second that fucking mustard top Jew tried to sell me undercooked chicken fried rice at double the price

by The first time you were able a October 03, 2023

beer with the top down

Going to the ‘rippers for drinks.

Q: How much is a beer with the top down in vancouver?

A: you have to tip fives at least. You can’t flip loonies underhanded like in Thunder Bay.

by Madam patterson April 26, 2024

carrot topped

To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.

Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!

by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010

with a cherry on top

when you really want something and your mom won't give you something so you say with a cherry on top

oh please mom will you get me ice cream,with a cherry on top

by the mysterys March 08, 2021

out my top

1. a term originating in Baton Rouge, LA meaning to be hype or to have a lot energy
2. it could also be used when someone is doing something uncalled for

Mane I was out my top last night.
say chill out bih you out yo top.

by zthadon September 04, 2023

Stove Top Stuffing

Stove Top Stuffing is when you have sex on top of the oven

Person 1: "Bruh I had some Stove Top Stuffing last night"

Person 2: "Dude it's not even Thanksgiving"

Person 1: "Should have heard the thanks she was giving me last night while I fucked her on top of the oven."

Person 2: "ohhhh that kind of Stove Top Stuffing"

by TheBreakfastBros September 17, 2023

Top Level Asian

The supreme level of awesomeness achievable by an asian. Includes driving race cars.

Hey Top Level Asian, throw us the keys to the Audi R8.

by LamboDriver May 15, 2019