Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.

"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Top goon

Someone that watches too much porn and oversexualizes everything

Person 1: The wind almost blown me away
Person 2: Blown is mainly used to get pleased
Person 1: You’re a top goon fs

by OfficialRN July 15, 2024

Olympic big top

The circus that is the Olympics.

If you think the Olympic big top is a joke, the illusion that the Olympic games are serious and meant to be taken seriously might be lost. Then they might have to rescript the whole thing, that's no fun.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

trauma top

A top who only gives during sex, and never receives due to PTSD or other traumatic experiences. This could include dysphoria or extreme insecurity.

Jack: Yo, did you go down on her?
Jill: Nah, she wouldn't let me, she's a trauma top.

by carol aird April 20, 2020

on top

When a person is smart and knows or understands more than you think they do, when you are talking about something you want to keep on the downlow.

"Damn, how did you know that. You're always too on top !"

by Gorgophone June 30, 2023

irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.

Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!

by billdur79 August 20, 2023

top zozl

The level of funniness between top kek and lmao.
lmao<top zozl< top kek

bro 1: Look at this shitpost status meme bro
bro 2: top zozl

by jojojorisjhjosef December 4, 2020