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one-two-switch-a-roo

The action of putting one's dick into a vagina whilst having one's testicles inside another vagina. Said vagina often has to be previously penetrated in order to be open enough to welcome the above-mentioned testicles.
"I had these two girls over and I pulled a one-two-switch-a-roo"
by noirline November 12, 2017
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like two pool balls in a hanky

A term used to describe a near- perfect bum , most commonly a woman's .
"Her ass was so perfect , it was like two pool balls in a hanky "
by Unibrow Gerald December 1, 2017
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Two Mouth

Two Mouth "A vagina resembles a mouth sideways hence 2 mouth"
by Two Mouth December 5, 2017
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two guys in a sleeping bag

Often used for massive mixed racial people like Terrell Jacks.
by Littlejosh1518 May 7, 2018
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pocket two's

A metaphor for one's mental state in which the hand that one was dealt resembles "pocket 2's," where it is sort of interesting, but not going to win unless given help.
I was given pocket two's for these last three years. But I won with such a lousy hand, so it's all good.
by Ereck Flowers March 1, 2018
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zero two

Basically Josh's waifu and not Astral's
Zero Two ain't Astral's waifu but she's Josh's
by TheFirstHourr March 9, 2018
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Tommy Two Cents

A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.
Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.
by captain fucko May 11, 2018
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