j and a

Simps for each other brainless dont know why they talk and jj has a little🍤🤏 and avalynn is a🐍.

JJ and AVALYNN sitting in a tree s-i-m-p-i-n-g first come s then i then m and finally p-i-n-g.

by bigdaddychet69420 January 2, 2021

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Your mother

Person1:Djxjrjsjruxhdjeiancnfjyjgmumummjnj j5j j person2: is gay person1: nooooo

by B1g E January 3, 2021

M-J

the guy that is friends with everyone, the guy with good music taste and wears cool things, the guy who takes his gf to cafes and they just laugh around, the guy that is perfect in every way. ❤️❤️

damn I wish I had a M-J like ivy

by bokutosasstho January 5, 2021

Kaden J White

The coolest being on Earth. He is so cool, he gives of a cool vibe wherever he goes. He makes a room cooler just by walking in it.

Dude 1: Kaden J White is the coolest.

Dude 2: Bro, I know, this is the third time you've told me.

by The exister January 15, 2021

J-bomb

A joke that is told at work or in a professional setting.

"Did you hear Andy dropping J-bombs in his business meeting?"

by Matt Windle poet January 16, 2021

J R

The action of doing something unnecessary

“Yo Jack jumped in the lake for free and it was freezing cold out.”

“Yeah that’s so J R. Like dude seriously.”

by Urs welcomes January 16, 2021

J-Peterman

The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.

The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.

"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory

Hey man, what's the J-Peterman on this leaf?

by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021