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squinchy pants

When a girl gets .... ya know .... horney. Her vagina gets all wet and then she's wearing, like pants, like at work or some everyday situation, and then she has to walk around with sqinchy pants all day.
squinchy pants
John makes all the girls at work get squinchy pants.

Girl 1: Hey is that John over there?

Girl 2: Yeah it is! He's so hot he gives me squinchy pants.
Girl 1: Yeah, I work with him and then for the rest of the day I have to walk around with my pants all squinchy.
by Princess Lorraine March 7, 2017
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Big pants

"Ayyy vato they call me Big Pants cuz I wear big pants homie."
by Shqipe wit a shotgun March 20, 2017
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She Pantsu

Damn Those some nice She Pantsu!
by Teriyakigod April 10, 2017
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Poo Pants

The specific pair of pants you only wear on days that you have diarrhea
Those brown sweat pants are my Poo Pants.
by Aimee Kay June 11, 2017
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french pants

"French pants" mean a really sexy underwear that most french canadian wear. Only really lucky men have seen these type of delicate lingerie.

Can also mean smart sexy ass.
While travelling in Australia, Justin and Marty had both France pants but never get to see French pants. They went back to English Canada where woman still think France in the pants is fashionable...
by Dumurousse June 13, 2017
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Slag pants

A hole located on a piece of clothing on or above the thigh, allowing a female to alert other males that she is easy access for a good time.
I think ill wear my Slag pants tonight just to make sure.
by TheRoyalist July 11, 2017
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The Punishment of Athena

When a girl (or boy) gives a blowjob to a guy and after he ejaculates she keeps sucking until eventually the male cums for a 2nd time, causing extraordinary discomfort and sensitivity to the penis. If the the giver of the blowjob does this a 3rd time, the recipient can actually take them to court because doing that is illegal.
John: Why is Billy staying home today?
Roger: I heard Sarah gave him The Punishment of Athena.

John: Damn! He should give her a Mexican Avalanche if she did that to him. That's scary.
Roger: We should say a prayer for him.
by PrinceVince August 11, 2017
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