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Dead Snake

A used condom that is haphazardly discarded after use without regard to who may find it later.
The Principal separated the Men's and Women's dormitory after he found a dead snake in the janitor's closet.
by DannySaiz May 9, 2014
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smokin all deads

smoking all deads means smoking on every dead opp basically on all of your dead opps
"bro im smokin all deads nigga"
by E4N May 11, 2024
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dead people

Is a reference to the people depicted on American currency, whether the Presidents, Benjamin Franklin, or more recently, Harriet Tubman.
all my pokets full of dead people
by frap October 26, 2018
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dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.
He's dead as a dildo
by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022
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Dead and Gone

Kicked out of a party and forgotten forever by your friends, and family.
Cody was Dead and Gone drunk for the past 80 years since that bash.
by anonymous November 25, 2023
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future dead man

An old man, born before 1960, who is therefore old enough to be GUARANTEED to be dead in the future.

Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady

Old people born before 1960 = future dead people

Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person

Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
I was born in 1985 so I'm a future immortal.

That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
by EgaoNoGenki October 13, 2025
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The Drop Dead Krew

A group of longboarders who live in the California Valley. Best friends friends who spend their days drinking, skating, making appearances at Hardcore shows and concerts throughout the CA Valley, and just havin good times.
Person #1: Hey did you guys see The Drop Dead Krew at Warped Tour this year??

Person #2: Yeah man we hung out with them for a bit, it was pretty chill.
by Drop Dead Jake July 31, 2009
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