Filip J

When you look at Filip you're like dam he is so perfect. Filip is charming guy who gets all the girls and he is very sexy, he really doesn't care but he is too perfect to even care so be like Filip, we love Filip here.
Person1:Omg that guy is so pretty I wish I was with him.

Person2:Yeah I know I heard his name is Filip right?

Person1:omg every Filip J is hot.
by Simp for Filip:> October 17, 2022
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J-Brauning

A verb meaning to put random, meaningless items in a persons shopping bag e.g. ink cartridges, staples, glasses, gloves, etc. It usually happens by a cashier to a customer. The victim is ALWAYS unaware of their "gifts".... until they go home and discover the prank.
Person 1: "How was your work today?" Boring as usual?"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"
by Bill Butterfield November 12, 2020
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Name starts with J

If you have a june 6 sister then you are awful to here. Come on be more nice.
Putting her down for her phycological issues

" yea right like your " body dysmorphia"

Its because your name starts with J that your like this.
by Ba ba ghost September 28, 2021
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j-pose

"I J-posed so much I totally flew out of existence, man!"
by Wild-Girls September 03, 2023
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J Crab

Sexiest overwatch player of all time. He plays Junkrat so he's a little bitch but he's still aight
That Junkrat is a J Crab
by JLammers February 20, 2023
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That's G's J

person 1: Isn't studying going to improve your grade?
person 2: Nah... that's G's j.
by pechesnapple October 18, 2022
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J/O

A term used to describe 'jerking-off' or 'jacking-off' - otherwise known as masturbation, or self-pleasure activities leading to orgasm and ejaculation of semen.

Used by Polecat324 when approaching minors asking for pictures of their 'sexy bodie'.
"send some photos right now plz I'm trying to j/o"
by Polecat699 September 18, 2022
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