A shit-box car (usually owned by a teenager that just got their licence) that has had needlessly loud, expensive and fast modifications added to it people who drive around in these cars are generally douchebags who think buying a loud ass V8 engine for a used 2008 Toyota will make them look cool and is a good use of their part-time savings (spoiler alert, it's not).
Thomas: what the hell is that loud sound? Is that a sports car?
Dan: no it's just Jared drifting around the school parking lot in his Douche-box.
Dan: no it's just Jared drifting around the school parking lot in his Douche-box.
by Dr Doot January 29, 2024
Get the Douche-boxmug. what you call a woman who makes something pervey out of a man. Qouta Rebecca Bunch of The CW's Crazy Ex Girlfriend
by ruckasboy January 13, 2017
Get the miss douchemug. Douche Canoe, a oversized maxipad used to catch all the nastiness that filters out of a females vaginal cavity after douching.. much like a pantie liner..
by Model Ynohtna February 27, 2020
Get the Douche canoemug. by THE BOMB DIG May 28, 2012
Get the Douche Ragmug. by thepainfultruth August 27, 2015
Get the douchemug. Girl 1: "So I was talking to this guy who seemed alright, but then just turned into a douchebag."
Boy 1: "Sounds like that guy was a scholarly gentle-douche."
Boy 1: "Sounds like that guy was a scholarly gentle-douche."
by Sokolebowski November 7, 2011
Get the Scholarly gentle-douchemug. The person that turns the volume all the way up, on any TV or Stereo, in an electronic store, So that everyone else is assaulted by their horrible taste in music. Then walks away without turning the volume back down
Do you always have to put the stereo on dubstep and blast it, when I bring you to the store? You are such an Audio Douche
by Ninja Nerd Warrior June 10, 2018
Get the Audio Douchemug.