by Ballsackbeater74 June 9, 2024
Get the dookie chips mug.A person who, while standing up at a urinal, launches his urine out so hard and heavy, it can break (or chip) the porcelain.
Jason can stand 15 feet away from the urinal and still comfortably navigate his urine in for a safe landing. It's the reason we call him a porcelain chipper.
by Yazorillowitz June 10, 2024
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i just don’t fw oat milk. it’s spiritually chipotle. honestly, i’d take dairy over coworker milk any day.
by hugeeomg February 11, 2026
Get the spiritually chipotle mug.A rare condition where a person (usually a male) expels an overpowering stream of urine, causing him to stand several feet away from the urinal / toilet.
While I was in the bathroom during halftime at a football game, I saw a porcelain chipper peeing from across the room… I felt both bad and impressed with his accuracy.
by Yazorillowitz March 27, 2025
Get the Porcelain Chipper mug.Putting one’s penis into a bag of crisps (preferably salt and vinegar) and asking another to reach inside.
‘Dave: fancy a crisp?’ ‘Gary: don’t mind if I do…goddamit not again I’ve touched your secret chipstick!!!!!!!!!!’
by Whatthesigmas June 10, 2025
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