Bunch of Cunts

A bunch of cunts is the official term for a collective of cunts as laid down by Dave McBaillie in the Urdu Blue before storming out like a big Scottish girl.

"Right, I'm off you bunch of cunts!"

(Throws money on table and storms off in a kilt)

by Not Half Scottish June 5, 2014

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lisa the cunt

Lisa the cunt is a small girl who is particularly mean to fat bitches who pretend they're on diets by eating fruit salads. Don't ever cross a Lisa the cunt she has been known to turn people to stone with a luck. If your on her good side, it's amusing watching her argue with herself.

"Did you see Lisa the cunt today?"
"Yeah man, her bitchy resting face was in full swing... Steve is dead because of her look"

by Nitro88 June 30, 2014

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Cunt Crusher

Huge dick and good looks, gets all the ladies soaking wet and keeps them up all night. They are responsible for more wet panties then anyone else. There Dick must be at least 8 inches long and thick.

Wow look at that cunt crusher go!
My roommate Max is a total cunt crusher! I heard his bitch screaming through the walls last night.
I need a cunt crusher to stretch me out soooo bad! My boyfriend said I'm so tight it hurts his micropenis.

by xxxcuntcrusher69xxx July 9, 2015

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maple cunt

When you cover a woman with maple syrup and proceed to have sexual intercourse with her, but before you reach climax, you put her in the trunk of your car and drive her to Canada.

I met a girl in a bar last night, she needed a ride to Canada, so I gave her a maple cunt.

by crispcuntdestroyer September 16, 2015

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