J-Hope

J-Hope is a ray of sunshine, the reason why many people are happy, y'aLL BETTER APPRECIATE AND LOVE HIM BEFORE I SMACK THE FUCK OUT OF U

There is no explanation needed for our beloved J-Hope *drops mic*

by Taehyung's Belly June 27, 2017

J-Lo'ed

When your bicyle's drivetrain is so hopelessly worn out that all components have to be replaced.

I saw Wes's bike in the shop the other day, he really J- Lo'ed that chainring.

Alt definition; I was going way to fast going into that turn and J-Lo'ed into the bushes.

by The King76 September 30, 2011

J-Plague

A rare and severe lung infection when you smoke that J-plug boof pack purchased from Josh Roseman
Symptoms are coughing blood, difficulty breathing, shortness of breath, spitting yellow, green, and black mucus.
Practically a derivative of Tuberculosis or Pneumonia

"I think I got a week left to live, Doc told me I got the J-Plague"

by fadfdasdfasdasd April 17, 2025

j san

baka Supreme

j san is baka supreme

by ssmilleey :) May 3, 2022

the vanniesa j

when one person who loves tiktok very much and a biology student

Johny : Hey, have you met The Vanniesa J?
Ong Seong Woo : The Vanniesa J? Oh, you mean that one cute kid who loves tiktok?
Johny : Yupp thats right

by Angel but they mispelled Angle October 25, 2020

FB&J

Stands for facebook&jergens. It's kind of like a peanut butter and jelly, but instead of a sandwich, it's a term used for when you're in the mood to plow and want to bang a specific person but you're held back by relationship commitments so you just look at their most provocative profile pics and please yourself in order to release the urge to take them to pound town. This definition is often used by distraught individuals that have had more than five drinks or have just received a text message from a love interest after they have secured their position in a monogamous relationship.

Bob: I just received a text from Amanda

Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?

Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe

Theodore: are you going to cheat on her

Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J

by John Redcorn and Rusty Shackle May 4, 2017

Andrew J.

he hangs out with the football kids but is still really nice. looks amazing with his glasses on that he rarely pulls out and his friend's sunglasses. Andrew J also plays soccer and baseball and a referee said he was amazing at them. hes a shy cross-eyed kid and defs 1 of the smartest in enriched classes. if he works up the courage to talk to u, u will never forget it.

Alegna: i want Andrew J. to draft me for kickball!
Nadia: ur athletic, so he probably will!

by Acrid~Alegna May 26, 2019