Two-Pump Trump

Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.

“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.

by TRIMROOM May 8, 2024

two-word whatchamacallit

A game in which a couple (or a group), does disgusting sexual acts from Urban Dictionary that contain EXACTLY two words. The game ends when someone forfeits; that player loses and everyone else wins.

Cyan: I heard that the neighbors are doing the two-word whatchamacallit.
Sky: What the-- (vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness July 20, 2018

two thousand and nineteen

A 2000s person's way of saying the year it's just become, TWENTY NINETEEN.

Maddy, it's two thousand and nineteen (twenty nineteen) and you're still watching My Little Pony (MLP) and looking at internet memes (memes) on your mobile phone (phone).

by PonyTrainBoi January 5, 2019

Number two-ing

Using a frozen turd as a dildo on your partner. (or yourself)

I met this girl, she's into number two-ing, think she's a keeper

by Faecal matters December 4, 2015

Two finger grip

When a cute girl wants to hold hands she utilizes the two finger grip, holding your pinky and ring fingers as if it was your whole hand.

She’s cute, you gotta be careful with her, she does the two finger grip.

by likekevin September 20, 2021

Two feet in the street

When you are fully dating, ho-ing, or whoring around or not in a committed relationship.

Lefty has two feet in the street, all the way in the street with all his dates and door-dashed side hustle dates.

by GGingersnapss May 12, 2023

Yes Two!!

This is what you say when you're super happy about something that has went right, or is going to go right in your life.

Such as getting a pure sweet feed from the Golden Chipper in Limavady!

Husband says excitedly: - We're getting a Golden Chipper tonight!
Wife Shouts with joy:- "Yes two!!"

by P-ChessNut December 10, 2021