Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than two squares per wipe.

How do you save so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!

by Two square titan August 19, 2022

shoot the twos

to have an light hearted convo , easy and low pressure like a free throw . see chop it up

whats good my geiser aint see ya in a type minute lets shoot the twos .

tryna shoot the twos and catch up my nigga ?

she was blowin my line to come home early i thought she found out bout my side piece . she dont know yet werr just shootin the twos

by shermpharaoh December 18, 2018

The Two-Finger Salsa

Fingering a Latina chick

Me and that hot chic from Mexico did the two-finger salsa last night.

by Bambamflintstone May 18, 2022

Janitorial Two-Step

The act of stepping over/around vacuum cleaner cords while vacuuming, sometimes in an erratic manner, depending on the lay of the cords.

The vacuum cleaner cords got so tangled and twisted under my feet I had to do the Janitorial Two-Step to not trip over them.

by denshanosenshi September 8, 2019

two

when your relationship lasts only for two days

my friend was in a relationship for only two days
me: loool two what a loser
he: no stop -crys-
me: lol two

by Notnmv April 18, 2021

Two Thousand and First

Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.

Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?

by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 23, 2020

Two Faced

Someone who pretends to be somebody’s friend and then talks shit about them behind their back

That guy is a two faced little bitch. The other day, he was laughing and joking with that guy. Now he’s over there talking shit about him.

by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023