banana straightener

straightens bananas straight

how in the hortense do i straiten my bananas without a banana straitener.

by fabrizio May 13, 2005

Straightballs

A man who has gone from gay to straight.

Girl #1: Did you hear what Bennet said?
Girl #2: No what?
Girl #1: He started talking about how he wants to be in bed with Megan Fox!
Girl #2: What?! I thought he was gay!
Girl #1: Apparently he's straightballs.

by Gays are friends not food October 4, 2009

Straightest number

888 is the straightest number. 8 sounds like straight and repeating numbers are straight so 888 is straight.

"bro 888 for life. It's the straightest number"

by Lilspanky December 6, 2019

Straightsapien

A homosapien but its straight not homo.

Bob: "hey you're a faggot"
Dave: "shut up you're a homosapien I'm a Straightsapien"

by Panda flufity October 22, 2020

Hair Straightener

When pubic hair is caught in the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis; usually in a painful way. Almost always accidental.

Dude, I got a gnarly Hair Straightener last night!

by wordier January 10, 2014

Straigh-Mo

A heterosexual with the stereotypical tastes or affectations of a homosexual

I was sure that he was gay because of his love of Judy, Liza and Barbra, but it turns out he's just a straigh-mo.

by MarciaPartridge October 22, 2009

straightedge

straightedge kids are a group of very close minded individuals who wouldnt know snakes from dildos.

pot head
hey dude hit this joint.
straightedge
no answer cause theres snakes and dildos in thier mouth

by pot head extrodinaire April 1, 2007