Rule 80 

Rule 80 of the internet: Hypocrisy invalidates any point or opinion in the context of ANY conversation

I know a guy that constantly contradicts himself, claiming other things are bad when he does it himself. Dude can't resist to break Rule 80 every damn hour he breathes

Rule 80 by Lobsters_Shot_By_Cops February 25, 2023

'Sheed rule

An NBA policy as of the 2006-2007 season which seeks to penalize NBA players for post-whistle argument with NBA officials. It is generally accepted this rule is largely the product of, and aimed at Detroit Piston Rasheed Wallace, known for his colorful behavior on the court.

What was that tech all about?

Damn this new 'Sheed Rule!!!

'Sheed rule by Sam Falik March 25, 2007

ass-rule 

A rule of which is never actually defined or warrented, a rule pulled out of thin air, or ones ass.

Ass ruler: "I can't stand you being in the house all the time, goodmorning go away!"

Ass ruler: "No you can't go over to a friends house twice in one week, I want to be able to keep an eye on you (as much as I hate you)"

Being a rule that has a double standard and is thought up on the spot it has been pulled from ones ass, therefore being an assrule.

"Dad I just downloaded World of Warcraft"

the father being too disgusted with his son to say anything blurts out

"New rule bed time at 7 oclock!"

ASSRULE!!!!!!

"She has no reason to tell me not to go outside she can't even stand it when I'm in the same room as her. She's making up an ass-rule."

ass-rule by Taylor Chier December 9, 2008

The Rule Of Nick 

A widely accepted social courtesy asking that a given situation, object and/or set of circumstances should be left in the state it was found in; i.e. cleaning up after oneself out of respect for those that may follow after you.

A: "Ugh, Alex made her powdered peanut butter with the Brita water and broke The Rule Of Nick again."

B: "She forgot to switch it back? What else is new..."

The Rule Of Nick by iamabeachwalk March 8, 2009

sag rule 

The basic rule for determining if a girl's boobs have an overlap of boob and chest due to large size, or due to aging, aka "sagging."

The rule is as follows:

If, when laying naked on her back, with arms stretched up, there is overlap of boob and chest, then said boobs sag. If not, then any overlap when standing is due to large size.

-Dude, is that chick sagging?
-Nah man, I got with her the other day. She passes the sag rule. Those boobs are just huge.
-Good call dude.

sag rule by sagmaster December 7, 2010

no runescape 

It is something you say in real games such as World of Warcraft when you're pointing out something bad about the game such as glitches or just bad game design.

Haha look at this tree.. It looks so lame #no runescape

omg 'tis so bugged #norunescape

no runescape by ExicutonSLASHDavidA January 12, 2011

river rule 

An imaginary river is around your group, conversation, building/house, messages, etc.. Everything said or done inside this "river" stays in it.

Kinda like what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

"Hey Jess, I gotta tell you something."
"Ok, shoot!"
"River Rule is now in effect, ok? This is serious."

river rule by BatmanOfTheOpera March 2, 2015