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climb into my cart

An expression used by men usually born around 1930 in Australia to describe going to bed
Well good night everybody, I'm going to climb into my cart.
by bolman January 6, 2010
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nibbling my taint

The act of driving in one's blind spot for an extended period of time.
Yikes! I almost got in a wreck from that guy nibbling my taint.

Be careful passing, she's totally nibbling your taint.
by oxgirl February 2, 2010
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exchange my water

When you're thirsty and you have to pee at the same time.
Can we stop into that cafe? It's 100 degrees and we've been walking forever, and I think that iced tea is finally hitting me. I need to exchange my water.
by bambi1234567 November 5, 2009
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check my outlook

When your company uses Microsoft Outlook to send meeting requests / plan time and you are not sure if you are free to have a meeting on that day / at that time or you are not sure what date or in what room a pre-arranged event is taking place, so you check your calendar in Microsoft Outlook for more information.
Guy #1: Smith are you coming to Peter's leaving do?
You: Uh... When is it?
Guy #1: 21st.
You: Um.. think so.. I remember.. something.. about there being some kind of party on the 21st... I'll check my outlook to see if I confirmed it.

Finance Girl #1: Jason we need to meet to discuss our year end profits. Is tomorrow at 9 good for you?
Jason: Should be, let me just check my outlook a second.

Philip: Richard are you coming to the pub now or do you want me to wait for you?
Richard: I'll be another 10.
Philip: Okay... I'm going to head on down, you know where it is right?
Richard: Yeah that one that we went into last time that had that crazy chick.. forgot it's name.. I'll find it.. don't worry, I'll just check my outlook.
by Matthew1471 December 5, 2009
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Wherer my Ihop

A great Facebook status to keep you out of jail.
In November 2009, Rodney Bradford was arrested as a burglary suspect; charges were dropped when Bradford proved he was at his computer at the time of the burglary, updating his Facebook status to read "ON THE PHONE WITH THIS FAT CHICK . . . . . . WHERER MY IHOP".
by KentonLikesFish December 8, 2009
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flex my guns

To flex your arm muscles (especially the biceps and triceps). Generally performed to intimidate males and impress females.
The Unconventional Tzar: I once squelched an entire revolution in Pre-Soviet Russia, and all I had to do was flex my guns in the peasants' faces.
by theunconventionaltzar December 14, 2009
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Gobble my Hog

An instance in which your girlfriend will wrap her lips around tip, shaft, and/or ball sack and proceed to gobble like a turkey on Thanksgiving.
I cant come to baseball because my girlfriend is coming down to gobble my hog
by The Hog Gobbler December 6, 2010
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