kiss my app

An increasingly common exclamation because everybody everywhere is being asked to download some business’s stupid and unnecessary app.

Hey there little buddy, why don’t you kiss my app?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 25, 2023

Beat my soy

Vegan for beat my meat, or beating one's meat.

- Bro are you gonna go beat your meat?
- No, I'm vegan, I beat my soy.

by pizzapals February 28, 2023

Beat my V

(v.) Female rendering of auto-stimulation.

Girl One: "I'm sorry that guy turned out to be a total ass."
Girl Two: "It's okay...I guess now I could just...beat my v..."

by Yankee11 December 17, 2011

broke my swearer

When the world and the people in it are so astonishingly terrible that you swear endlessly to the point where swearing is no longer sufficient to express the horror, and swearing fails. FFS.

Jeepers! Jeepers?... Huh. I must've broke my swearer.

...Shit. Fuck. Damn. Hell. Aw heck! Gollygeewillickers anyway, all this goll dang shirt is so totally forked up that I done went and broke my swearer.

by NeologianPJG April 18, 2020

Where's my Cake

The main thing Alex Boskovski said to someone in a Snapchat story.

Hey, Where's my Cake?

by widsikjalwujedju March 8, 2021

amen my nigga

When you agree with something someone else says specifically in bible study.

Jimmy: Turn to verse 4:13 Corinthians. Praise what the Lord has written here brother
Edward: Man I love God, he is so loving. I shall never partake in sin brother.

Tyrone: Amen my nigga!
Jimmy and Edward: Amen my nigga

by yeetermeister June 10, 2018

tucking my shirt in

Jacking off in front of a minor, as Rudy Giuliani did in the second Borat movie.

"I was just tucking my shirt in", claimed Rudolph, while smelling his own fingers.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 23, 2020