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Fire Sextingsquisher

When you have so much cum, that you could put out a 13 story apartment complex if it were burning to the ground in a fiery ablaze with one single cum shot.
T-mad: dude I haven’t jacked off in like 4 days.

Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.

T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.

Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 20, 2020
mugGet the Fire Sextingsquishermug.

Fire Hydrant Vagina

After last night's one night stand, I realized why the room was so wet: my Fire Hydrant Vagina....... I wish my girl was the fire on 69th ave last week, her fire hydrant vagina would have finished the job.
by haleyyyla April 6, 2016
mugGet the Fire Hydrant Vaginamug.

Ring of fire

When a redhead shaves there pubes and you leave a line of pubes around your dick so it looks like a ring
My boyfriend sent me a naked pic and he had a ring of fire and i loved it
by stickman979 July 10, 2010
mugGet the Ring of firemug.

school fire

When you light a match and blow it out then hit someone in the face and they fly across the room
by The killer 1266 November 14, 2019
mugGet the school firemug.

Blind Firing Mercy

A word given to those who don't aim in Uncharted 4 the only way they get kills is to blindfire.

They use this has a power to get out of any type of danger.
I can't believe I just got rekt by A Blind Firing Mercy.
by Agent 145 December 6, 2018
mugGet the Blind Firing Mercymug.

Fire alarm dragon

wen two guys get get naked during sprinkles from fire and start flapping around like a fish and jacking off eachothwr so cum become part of sprinkler
man me and jonny really fire alarm dragon ed all over the elderly home
by narutouzumakisstepmom January 3, 2022
mugGet the Fire alarm dragonmug.

Bush Fire

When two lesbians scissor them selves so fast that the friction creates a fire with their pubes.
Lesbian 1: Oh shit we're going to fast
Lesbian 2: Oh fuck we're going to start a bush fire
by Dark Chocolat November 6, 2020
mugGet the Bush Firemug.

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