Polo Guru

a polo king, wears polo all day everyday, has polo accessories and clothing.

Xae: Aye you know shaq lampley, thats the original Polo Guru.
Aj: Yea, he be wearing Ralph Lauren everyday!

by noswag228 August 31, 2011

valley-gurl volley

when two people, usually significant others, go back and forth saying a repeated phrase in a valley girl style voice.

girl: hey boi

boy: hey gurl

g:hey boi

b:hey gurl

everyone else in the room: will you shut up?

this is a valley-gurl volley

by honeybee62966 January 17, 2013

bootay gurl

a gurl that got a bootay

guy 1: do she got tha bootay
guy 2:yea man she da bootay gurl

by Nurwegiun virgin February 9, 2015

couch guru

A couch guru is an individual who lives on your couch and provides nuggets of wisdom, advice, and the dankest weed hook-ups. The couch guru sustains themselves by consuming Mountain Dew, Doritos and porn. Example: the guy on the couch from Half Baked.

My couch guru hooked me up with a new water bong and advised me on how to fix my relationship with my father.

by Colberttoldmeto August 23, 2016

slippy gurn

when your jaw senselessly loses control and moves side to side without you being aware of it: under the effects of ecstasy.

yooo check mikey's slippy gurn!

man that pills giving you a slippy gurn bro

woah that guys gone all the way to spangladesh, slippy gurn for days

by smallmally bigs May 24, 2017

Urgaly Gurgaly

When you eat something and you have to go diarrhea

Damn I just ate a burrito and now I have the Urgaly Gurgalys

by cpkmac&cheese July 15, 2017

Go-Gurt

When a girl removes the condom off your dick and drinks the semen.

Yo son when I finished nuttin she removed the condom and swallowed it like a Go-Gurt

by SamoBlu July 1, 2017