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God's Blind Spot

Any place that holds absolutely no redeeming qualities of any sort. Celebrated for its high concentration of homemade alcoholic beverages, monster truck rallies, spousal abuse and a thriving methamphetamine industry; God's Blind Spot is a dead zone which is easily identified by being filled to the brim with every form of degenerate, depraved and socially perverse individual ever created. God's Blind Spot can be found on any map, with names such as New Jersey, Alabama, or Missouri. Substitue the proper names for states with the term 'God's Blind Spot' freely.
Visit beautiful, scenic 'God's Blind Spot,' home of the St. Louis Cardinals, tractor pulls and the occasional race-related lynching.
by The Holmes September 7, 2005
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god damn polansky

Phrase demeaning of Dr. Harvey Polansky, Superintendent of Southington Public Schools, who erratically calls for snow days in the sun and for school in a blizzard. Sometimes used for blame in completely irrelevant cases.
"God damn Polansky, he didn't prepare me for my exam!"
by Mickey F December 14, 2008
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god damnit the shit

A grouping of words to symbolize someone getting up in the morning and realizing that they just missed class.
Ex: Person 1: Oh man what time is it?
Person 2: it's 10:31.
Person 1: Ah God Damnit the Shit! I'm 2 hours late for 2-D class!
by Ben Kanoza November 10, 2007
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god bless america

A terribly sardonic phrase, roughly meaning "wow, sometimes our fellow countrymen do some stupid shit!"

A very cynical way of saying, "Who cares anymore. stfu, bro."
by Hsaretus August 7, 2011
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god given ass

meaning 1: girl with big booty that not loose and it nice and round that you want to smash meaning 2: a boy with a firm booty or really big like a girls but still firm
wow that girl got god given ass
by DShadows5531 May 24, 2009
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god told me to

you hit your friends and when they are like wtf mate, you say "God told me to"
alex: WTF y did you punch me
other guy: God told me to
by tiziofreddo May 6, 2005
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eternal sex god

Wow... All heil the eternal sex god, Mattho!
by Eternal_Sex_God December 25, 2016
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